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Re: Naruto - The Manga
sasuke_baka Thu May 20, 2010 1:04 pm
"Crush Dark Naruto" or "Dark Naruto has a crush on Naruto because he is a total softie"
- Cover has Killerbee and Naruto.
- Naruto, if you could please move, you are blocking awesome.
- Killerbee thanks Naruto for helping Motoi.
- Yamato notes how everybody becomes a Naruto fangirl sooner or later. Not even Kumo nins are immune.
- This just made me like Karui a lot more.
- Naruto tries to rap... Key word being "try"
- Yamato: My God, stick to being the Chosen One and don't try to become a rapper, kid.
- Naruto bumps fists with Killerbee.
- Even Killerbee's glasses are cool.
- Killerbee tells Naruto to go back to the mini Niagara to face his Dark Side.
- Dark Naruto: You can't beat me, bitch.
- Naruto: I know.
- Dark Naruto: ...that's it? I mean... really? Dark Ichigo at least got a personality.
- Naruto: If you know me so well you should know this already. Or did you miss how I converted that last loser with a book?
- Naruto focuses and shows Yami Naruto his... eh... autograph.
- Yami Naruto: Dude, where's my respect?
- Naruto tells him that it's the autograph he wanted to give to his fans.
- You may want to work on that, Naruto.
- Yami Naruto: Now I'm gonna whine about everything you didn't whine before because you were too busy whining about Sasuke!
- Naruto: It's important that they believe in me, but first I have to believe in myself, believe it!
- Yami Naruto can't argue against so many "believes".
- Naruto: I'm using Octo-dude as an inspiration because he never ever whines.
- Yami Naruto: But I need you to hate! If not I will lose my job and I have to pay rent... what am I supposed to do?
- Naruto: What do you think?
- Yami Naruto attacks Naruto.
- Naruto hugs him.
- No, seriously.
- What is this I can't even
- So Naruto tells YN that everything is gonna be allright.
- The anime team is going to add romantic music and rainbows in the background. Mark my words.
- Yamato: wat
- Naruto: HAH
- Yamato: You did it! I don't know wtf you just did, but you did!
- Killerbee: Slow down, mothefucker, it's too early to celebrate.
- Naruto: What now? Do I need to get in touch with my inner girl?
- Killerbee: I think you already got that covered. But close enough. Now you need to tame your inner bitch! I'm going to train you!
- Naruto: YESSSSSS
- Yamato: Can I watch?
- Killerbee: Sure, why not?
- And behind waterfall number one...
- ...we have a gym. Kumo style.
So, yeah...
- Cover has Killerbee and Naruto.
- Naruto, if you could please move, you are blocking awesome.
- Killerbee thanks Naruto for helping Motoi.
- Yamato notes how everybody becomes a Naruto fangirl sooner or later. Not even Kumo nins are immune.
- This just made me like Karui a lot more.
- Naruto tries to rap... Key word being "try"
- Yamato: My God, stick to being the Chosen One and don't try to become a rapper, kid.
- Naruto bumps fists with Killerbee.
- Even Killerbee's glasses are cool.
- Killerbee tells Naruto to go back to the mini Niagara to face his Dark Side.
- Dark Naruto: You can't beat me, bitch.
- Naruto: I know.
- Dark Naruto: ...that's it? I mean... really? Dark Ichigo at least got a personality.
- Naruto: If you know me so well you should know this already. Or did you miss how I converted that last loser with a book?
- Naruto focuses and shows Yami Naruto his... eh... autograph.
- Yami Naruto: Dude, where's my respect?
- Naruto tells him that it's the autograph he wanted to give to his fans.
- You may want to work on that, Naruto.
- Yami Naruto: Now I'm gonna whine about everything you didn't whine before because you were too busy whining about Sasuke!
- Naruto: It's important that they believe in me, but first I have to believe in myself, believe it!
- Yami Naruto can't argue against so many "believes".
- Naruto: I'm using Octo-dude as an inspiration because he never ever whines.
- Yami Naruto: But I need you to hate! If not I will lose my job and I have to pay rent... what am I supposed to do?
- Naruto: What do you think?
- Yami Naruto attacks Naruto.
- Naruto hugs him.
- No, seriously.
- What is this I can't even
- So Naruto tells YN that everything is gonna be allright.
- The anime team is going to add romantic music and rainbows in the background. Mark my words.
- Yamato: wat
- Naruto: HAH
- Yamato: You did it! I don't know wtf you just did, but you did!
- Killerbee: Slow down, mothefucker, it's too early to celebrate.
- Naruto: What now? Do I need to get in touch with my inner girl?
- Killerbee: I think you already got that covered. But close enough. Now you need to tame your inner bitch! I'm going to train you!
- Naruto: YESSSSSS
- Yamato: Can I watch?
- Killerbee: Sure, why not?
- And behind waterfall number one...
- ...we have a gym. Kumo style.
So, yeah...
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sasuke_baka..recap of ch. 495
doesnt matter Thu May 20, 2010 9:33 pm
*wipes tears of laughter off face* heeeelarious as usual sasuke_baka.But seriously, I did enjoy this week's chapter. I'm glad we got past the flashback of bee and motoi's past quickly. Naruto facing Dark Naruto was kinda short~lived and a little lame..but ehh, moving on to bigger and better things I hope.
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Chapter....495.... O|o
Flick101 Fri May 21, 2010 4:40 am
No flashbacks = good 
Not kicking Dark Naruto's ass = bad
HUGGING Dark Naruto = WORSE!!!
Discovering the hidden pyramids of Alien vs. Predator under an enchanted, island waterfall with octo-man who carries a big, bandaged, possessed, shark-sword....................priceless!!!!!
There's some things that Manga can't explain....for everything else there's Yaoi or Yuri!!!
Not kicking Dark Naruto's ass = bad
HUGGING Dark Naruto = WORSE!!!
Discovering the hidden pyramids of Alien vs. Predator under an enchanted, island waterfall with octo-man who carries a big, bandaged, possessed, shark-sword....................priceless!!!!!
There's some things that Manga can't explain....for everything else there's Yaoi or Yuri!!!
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Re: Naruto - The Manga
doesnt matter Fri May 21, 2010 10:34 pm
Flick101 wrote:No flashbacks = good
Not kicking Dark Naruto's ass = bad
HUGGING Dark Naruto = WORSE!!!
Discovering the hidden pyramids of Alien vs. Predator under an enchanted, island waterfall with octo-man who carries a big, bandaged, possessed, shark-sword....................priceless!!!!!
There's some things that Manga can't explain....for everything else there's Yaoi or Yuri!!!
amen Flick. lmao
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Naruto Ch. 496
doesnt matter Thu May 27, 2010 1:27 pm
Well well well...me is very pleased at this week's chapter
. Very promising and has me looking forward to the next one!
. Very promising and has me looking forward to the next one!
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Re: Naruto - The Manga
sasuke_baka Fri May 28, 2010 7:09 pm
"Meeting the Nine-Tails once again!" or "Naruto loses his head and pays Kyuubi a visit"
- Naruto: You want me to fight the Nine-tails?
- Killerbee: That's right, bitch.
- Yamato: Woaaah, look at this place.
- Killerbee: No time to show off my crib. Let's get down to business to defeat the huns Kyuubi.
- Before Tsunade told him to babysit forever, Yamato was an architect AND and anthropologist.
- A bad one, though. Just because they are headless doesn't mean they are old, you know.
- Naruto: So I'm going to fight Furball in here?
- Yamato: You are gonna what? You can't be serious.
- Killerbee: You are in a shonen manga. Being crazy is part of the job requirements. Anyway, this is where vessels purify themselves. Usually we sing kumbaya but we'll skip that.
- Kumo is so awesome it has a phone that you can use to chat with your bijuu.
- Killerbee: Just dial 0800-Kyuubi and get in if you are the chosen one.
- Ok, so Sasuke's training is off-screen. Naruto's training involves putting things inside mouths. Mh....
- Yamato doesn't like rhymes.
- Killerbee: If you have just a tiny bit of evil inside you the voice snaps and off with your head. Those headless statues are the previous fools who tried and failed.
- Merry place you have here, Killerbee.
- Naruto: Oh shit. D:
- Yamato will try with a clone.
- Killerbee: Bitch, you may be able to fool the Konoha spirits because they were probably a bunch of sissies like you, but you can't fool Kumo spirits.
- Naruto: This is too important, I can't chicken out! I have to trust in myself!
- Naruto puts his head inside the lion's mouth...
- Lion knows Naruto is not the Diamond in the Rough and closes its mouth.
- ...and leaves Naruto open for surprise buttsex.
- I see what you did there, Kishi.
- Yamato: OMG NARUTO D: YOU CAN'T DIE A VIRGI...
- Whoops.
- Yamato: D: Tsunade is gonna kill me.
- Naruto: Just kidding! I knew you'd fall for that.
- Killerbee: LOL they always fall for that. And the statues are just broken.
- Yamato: YOU LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT.
- Suddenly, there's a door in the back and there's light coming from it.
- Naruto: Ooooooh
- Killerbee: Go inside, sit down and say Kyuubi three times.
- Naruto: Dude, I already have Kyuubi on speed dial...
- Killerbee: All vessels do, you moron. This is different.
- When Killerbee is teaching, you shut your trap.
- Killerbee: Which kind of seal are you using to hold the beast?
- Naruto: Say wha...?
- Yamato: Four elemental seal. Yay, I can do something other than serve as comic relief!
- Killerbee: Really? That's some strong shit. You have the key?
- Naruto has a mini flashback. Oh I missed you, little mini flashbacks.
- Yamato: What if it escapes?
- Killerbee: *srs face* We lock it here. This is a jail. The fox stays here until we find a new vessel. Of course, you'll die but you are not gonna chicken out now, right?
- Naruto: No way. It's time I make him my bitch.
- Killerbee is pleased. He thinks Naruto is The Man.
- Ok, so the steps to tame your inner Kyuubi are these: First you gotta face him, then you make it think you are a moron by removing your seal. This will confuse the heck out of him.
- Hello Kyuubi.
- Naruto: Yo! You are looking as evil as ever.
- Kyuubi: Flattery will get you nowhere. I was having a good dream where I took over your body... wait a minute... where's the real you?
- Naruto: I'm the real me. Now lemme remove this pretty seal...
- Kyuubi: What are you trying to do?
- Naruto is gonna strip for you, Kyuubi.
- Come on, Naruto. Sasuke takes his whole shirt off and you just lift your shirt a little? Spoilsport.
- Naruto: Lemme show you my key.
- That looks painful.
- So the cage is finally open.
- Kyuubi: Come here, you little rat.
- Ok... why does Kyuubi look like a cat in this panel?
- Killerbee: So since we can't trap chakra with chakra, we make Kyuubi leave his cage and then we use... TENTACLES!
- It's super effective.
- Naruto has split personality.
- And Kyuubi too...
- But he won't submit without a fight, so he cuts some tentacles.
- Killerbee: Oh well, I can't use my full power while I'm inside you. Good luck! 8D
- Kyuubi: So after I don't know how many chapters saying you would never ever use my powers... you are finally trying to take over?
- Naruto: Bring it on!
Yes, please, Bring it on. Eat him or let him ride you.
- Naruto: You want me to fight the Nine-tails?
- Killerbee: That's right, bitch.
- Yamato: Woaaah, look at this place.
- Killerbee: No time to show off my crib. Let's get down to business to defeat the huns Kyuubi.
- Before Tsunade told him to babysit forever, Yamato was an architect AND and anthropologist.
- A bad one, though. Just because they are headless doesn't mean they are old, you know.
- Naruto: So I'm going to fight Furball in here?
- Yamato: You are gonna what? You can't be serious.
- Killerbee: You are in a shonen manga. Being crazy is part of the job requirements. Anyway, this is where vessels purify themselves. Usually we sing kumbaya but we'll skip that.
- Kumo is so awesome it has a phone that you can use to chat with your bijuu.
- Killerbee: Just dial 0800-Kyuubi and get in if you are the chosen one.
- Ok, so Sasuke's training is off-screen. Naruto's training involves putting things inside mouths. Mh....
- Yamato doesn't like rhymes.
- Killerbee: If you have just a tiny bit of evil inside you the voice snaps and off with your head. Those headless statues are the previous fools who tried and failed.
- Merry place you have here, Killerbee.
- Naruto: Oh shit. D:
- Yamato will try with a clone.
- Killerbee: Bitch, you may be able to fool the Konoha spirits because they were probably a bunch of sissies like you, but you can't fool Kumo spirits.
- Naruto: This is too important, I can't chicken out! I have to trust in myself!
- Naruto puts his head inside the lion's mouth...
- Lion knows Naruto is not the Diamond in the Rough and closes its mouth.
- ...and leaves Naruto open for surprise buttsex.
- I see what you did there, Kishi.
- Yamato: OMG NARUTO D: YOU CAN'T DIE A VIRGI...
- Whoops.
- Yamato: D: Tsunade is gonna kill me.
- Naruto: Just kidding! I knew you'd fall for that.
- Killerbee: LOL they always fall for that. And the statues are just broken.
- Yamato: YOU LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT.
- Suddenly, there's a door in the back and there's light coming from it.
- Naruto: Ooooooh
- Killerbee: Go inside, sit down and say Kyuubi three times.
- Naruto: Dude, I already have Kyuubi on speed dial...
- Killerbee: All vessels do, you moron. This is different.
- When Killerbee is teaching, you shut your trap.
- Killerbee: Which kind of seal are you using to hold the beast?
- Naruto: Say wha...?
- Yamato: Four elemental seal. Yay, I can do something other than serve as comic relief!
- Killerbee: Really? That's some strong shit. You have the key?
- Naruto has a mini flashback. Oh I missed you, little mini flashbacks.
- Yamato: What if it escapes?
- Killerbee: *srs face* We lock it here. This is a jail. The fox stays here until we find a new vessel. Of course, you'll die but you are not gonna chicken out now, right?
- Naruto: No way. It's time I make him my bitch.
- Killerbee is pleased. He thinks Naruto is The Man.
- Ok, so the steps to tame your inner Kyuubi are these: First you gotta face him, then you make it think you are a moron by removing your seal. This will confuse the heck out of him.
- Hello Kyuubi.
- Naruto: Yo! You are looking as evil as ever.
- Kyuubi: Flattery will get you nowhere. I was having a good dream where I took over your body... wait a minute... where's the real you?
- Naruto: I'm the real me. Now lemme remove this pretty seal...
- Kyuubi: What are you trying to do?
- Naruto is gonna strip for you, Kyuubi.
- Come on, Naruto. Sasuke takes his whole shirt off and you just lift your shirt a little? Spoilsport.
- Naruto: Lemme show you my key.
- That looks painful.
- So the cage is finally open.
- Kyuubi: Come here, you little rat.
- Ok... why does Kyuubi look like a cat in this panel?
- Killerbee: So since we can't trap chakra with chakra, we make Kyuubi leave his cage and then we use... TENTACLES!
- It's super effective.
- Naruto has split personality.
- And Kyuubi too...
- But he won't submit without a fight, so he cuts some tentacles.
- Killerbee: Oh well, I can't use my full power while I'm inside you. Good luck! 8D
- Kyuubi: So after I don't know how many chapters saying you would never ever use my powers... you are finally trying to take over?
- Naruto: Bring it on!
Yes, please, Bring it on. Eat him or let him ride you.
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doesnt matter Fri May 28, 2010 8:07 pm
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! love the pic you put up at the end XD
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Naruto Chapter 497
doesnt matter Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:44 am
WOW! I loved this chapter a lot...I sooooo want to see Naruto own that little bitch Kyuubi . But WTF is up with Kushina's appearance? An illusion? What? I must know...anyone, anyone??
I'd say I just cannot wait until next week's release, but as long as the chapters are worthwhile..I will wait patiently and not go insane or anything.
. But WTF is up with Kushina's appearance? An illusion? What? I must know...anyone, anyone??I'd say I just cannot wait until next week's release, but as long as the chapters are worthwhile..I will wait patiently and not go insane or anything.
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Re: Naruto - The Manga
sasuke_baka Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:59 pm
"The Nine-Tails vs Naruto!" or "Naruto makes Kyuubi his bitch and should really start charging per night."
- Cover has colored Kyuubi and Naruto.
- Naruto: Bring it on!
- Kyuubi: You even joined the 8 tails. you are pathetic.
- Naruto: Jealous?
- Kyuubi: >(
- Killerbee told Naruto to separate Kyuubi's chakra from the Kyuubi.
- Kyuubi is about to fry Naruto...
- Killerbee: Oh no you don't.
- 3 to 1? Totally unfair >(
- Hachibi makes funny faces.
- Killerbee: Ok, I can only save your bacon once, you are on your own.
- Naruto: I knew he'd be on all fours for that one!
- Must not think dirty thoughts must not think dirty thoughts must not think d... oh who am I kidding?
- Naruto uses Gargantuan Rasengan!
- If you know spanish, that's one lulzy name for a technique.
- Kyuubi uses tail and sends Naruto flying.
- Of course he is fast, Naruto. HE IS THE BLOODY KYUUBI.
- Kyuubi: You really think you can win?
- Naruto: Duh, I'm the main character.
- Naruto grabs the Kyuubi and TOSSES HIM LIKE A FREAKING BEACH BALL.
- Kyuubi is shocked because he never ever bottoms.
- Naruto uses his giant magic shurinken.
- I feel sorry for the Kyuubi. Yes, I know, I shouldn't. But imagine being an evil being who is just chilling and killing until a crazy lunatic uses you to attack the village of a guy that then seals you into a kid that will grow up to be obssesed about his mancrush?
- Naruto: GIMME YOUR CHAKRAS.
- Kyuubi: MOMMY HE'S TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF.
- Naruto: HE IS WEAK, NOW IT'S MY CHANCE 8D
- Kyuubi: Ok, bitch, you want my chakra? HAVE SOME HATERADE TOO.
- Yami Naruto is going back to the Dark Side.
- Ok, that's creeeeepy.
- Killerbee: Don't lose motherfucka!
- Samuel L Jackson needs to dub Killerbee.
- Naruto: D: SHITSHITSHIT
- I'm sorry Kyuubi, but I can't take you seriously when Kishimoto draws you like a constipated chihuahua.
- Naruto is losing...
- Killerbee still finds time to rhyme...
- Yamato still believes he is useful...
- But don't worry, apparently Minato installed some serious security measures in Naruto's brain...
- Kushina: Naruto, you belong here.
- Naruto: WTF PEOPLE GET YOUR OWN PERSONAL SPACE TO HAUNT.
Seriously Naruto has more people inside of him then a hooker
- Cover has colored Kyuubi and Naruto.
- Naruto: Bring it on!
- Kyuubi: You even joined the 8 tails. you are pathetic.
- Naruto: Jealous?
- Kyuubi: >(
- Killerbee told Naruto to separate Kyuubi's chakra from the Kyuubi.
- Kyuubi is about to fry Naruto...
- Killerbee: Oh no you don't.
- 3 to 1? Totally unfair >(
- Hachibi makes funny faces.
- Killerbee: Ok, I can only save your bacon once, you are on your own.
- Naruto: I knew he'd be on all fours for that one!
- Must not think dirty thoughts must not think dirty thoughts must not think d... oh who am I kidding?
- Naruto uses Gargantuan Rasengan!
- If you know spanish, that's one lulzy name for a technique.
- Kyuubi uses tail and sends Naruto flying.
- Of course he is fast, Naruto. HE IS THE BLOODY KYUUBI.
- Kyuubi: You really think you can win?
- Naruto: Duh, I'm the main character.
- Naruto grabs the Kyuubi and TOSSES HIM LIKE A FREAKING BEACH BALL.
- Kyuubi is shocked because he never ever bottoms.
- Naruto uses his giant magic shurinken.
- I feel sorry for the Kyuubi. Yes, I know, I shouldn't. But imagine being an evil being who is just chilling and killing until a crazy lunatic uses you to attack the village of a guy that then seals you into a kid that will grow up to be obssesed about his mancrush?
- Naruto: GIMME YOUR CHAKRAS.
- Kyuubi: MOMMY HE'S TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF.
- Naruto: HE IS WEAK, NOW IT'S MY CHANCE 8D
- Kyuubi: Ok, bitch, you want my chakra? HAVE SOME HATERADE TOO.
- Yami Naruto is going back to the Dark Side.
- Ok, that's creeeeepy.
- Killerbee: Don't lose motherfucka!
- Samuel L Jackson needs to dub Killerbee.
- Naruto: D: SHITSHITSHIT
- I'm sorry Kyuubi, but I can't take you seriously when Kishimoto draws you like a constipated chihuahua.
- Naruto is losing...
- Killerbee still finds time to rhyme...
- Yamato still believes he is useful...
- But don't worry, apparently Minato installed some serious security measures in Naruto's brain...
- Kushina: Naruto, you belong here.
- Naruto: WTF PEOPLE GET YOUR OWN PERSONAL SPACE TO HAUNT.
Seriously Naruto has more people inside of him then a hooker
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doesnt matter Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:21 am
SASUKE_BAKA...FUNNY! especially that last bit about Naruto having more ppl inside him than a hooker XD
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Re: Naruto - The Manga
sasuke_baka Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:01 am
"Mom's red hair" or "Kushina was a fox, Yondaime was a sexy mofo and poor Kyuubi, where's his respect?"
- Naruto: Who the heck are you and what are you doing in my brain?
- Kushina: Why don't you guess?
- Kushina look like Naruto with a wig.
- Naruto: No...
- Kushina: Figured it out?
- Naruto: YOU ARE THE KYUUBI TRYING TO TAKE OVER ME BY TRICKING ME WITH YOUR WOMANLY WILES.
- Kushina: LOL
- Naruto: You are not fooling anybo...
- Kushina: BITCH, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. *smacks*
- Kushina is a valley girl.
- Kushina: Whoops... sorry about that, I can't control my temper. Minato didn't tell you? My God, men.
- Naruto realizes who she is and hugs her.
- Aaaaw.
- Damn, Kushina has long hair.
- Naruto, you either need to get new clothes or eat less ramen.
- Naruto cries and his love makes Evil Naruto go away.
- Yamato and Killerbe don't know what the heck is going on.
- Naruto: There's so many things I want to talk to you about!
- Kushina: Ok, but first we tell the Fox to get out.
- Kushina uses some weird chains to tie Kyuubi... who looks less and less like a demon and more and more like a rabid chihuahua.
- Poor Kyuubi :/ Uchiha's pet, sealed by Yondaime, living inside a teenager and now pwned by a woman in Kishimoto's manga.
- Kyuubi recognizes Kushina's chakra. D:
MEANWHILE NARUTO AND KUSHINA TALK
- Kushina tells Naruto about how Minato used her chakra to help him tame the fox but Naruto is too busy being happy because his mommy is hot.
- Kushina: Sorry you ended up with my face. But at least you have your daddy's hair.
- Naruto believes he would have looked hot with red straight hair.
- No, Naruto, keep it spiky and yellow. Straight doesn't suit you.
- Kushina: You are the second guy that compliments my hair. Your daddy was the other one.
- Naruto wants to hear how his parents fell in love, because all the other pairings in the manga suck.
- Flashback time!
- Kushina moved to Konoha when she was young. And she thought Minato was a girly boy.
- I'm really liking Kushina.
- Since she wanted to make a good impression, she said that her dream was to be the first female Hokage.
- Everybody LOLed.
- Wait, Kushina wanted to be Hokage but her husband ended up as the Yondaime?
- Damn you, Kishi >(
- Naruto: You totally take after me!
- Kushina: ...other way around, son -__-
- So the boys made fun of her and called her tomato because her face was round and her hair was red and I want to pinch her cheeks <3
- Naruto: So dad defended you and you fell in l...
- Kushina: Oh, please. I went after them and kicked their asses. They changed the nickname to "Bloody Habanero"
- Naruto: I totally get why Kiba and Shikamaru are afraid of their moms.
- Kushina tells Naruto that Minato also wanted to be Hokage and for the village to acknowledge him.
- Kushina was not impressed by girly boys. Also, she hated her hair.
- Then Kumo kidnapped her because her chakra is special.
- Ok, what's with Kumo and the loli kidnapping?
- But Kushina read Hansel and Gretel and used her hair to mark the path.
- The teams the Hokage sent gave up, but Minato was so awesome he managed to find her, rescue her without being hurt, compliment her hair and steal her heart. All before breakfast.
- Ok, this Yondaime looks around 12/13 years old. A baby Yondaime managed to rescue Kushina from KUMO nins on his own.
- When they go to sleep, Kumo nins check underneath the bed for Minato.
- So even with the corny strings of fate and Soul Mate yada yada, MinaKushi manages to be ten times better than all Team 7 pairings combined.
- Well, I'd totally want a piece of that too. Just look at him. *___*
- Kushina tells all the men that compliment her hair that she loves them.
- Not sure if that's a good idea.
- Aaaw Naruto <3
- Ok, so Naruto being in love with Orange is all his parents' fault.
- Anybody else getting some Harry Potter vibes from this?
- Anyway, now that mommy gave him a chat, Naruto is ready to tame Furryball.
Kushina will kick your butt if you touch her baby. Just look at Kyuubi.
- Naruto: Who the heck are you and what are you doing in my brain?
- Kushina: Why don't you guess?
- Kushina look like Naruto with a wig.
- Naruto: No...
- Kushina: Figured it out?
- Naruto: YOU ARE THE KYUUBI TRYING TO TAKE OVER ME BY TRICKING ME WITH YOUR WOMANLY WILES.
- Kushina: LOL
- Naruto: You are not fooling anybo...
- Kushina: BITCH, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. *smacks*
- Kushina is a valley girl.
- Kushina: Whoops... sorry about that, I can't control my temper. Minato didn't tell you? My God, men.
- Naruto realizes who she is and hugs her.
- Aaaaw.
- Damn, Kushina has long hair.
- Naruto, you either need to get new clothes or eat less ramen.
- Naruto cries and his love makes Evil Naruto go away.
- Yamato and Killerbe don't know what the heck is going on.
- Naruto: There's so many things I want to talk to you about!
- Kushina: Ok, but first we tell the Fox to get out.
- Kushina uses some weird chains to tie Kyuubi... who looks less and less like a demon and more and more like a rabid chihuahua.
- Poor Kyuubi :/ Uchiha's pet, sealed by Yondaime, living inside a teenager and now pwned by a woman in Kishimoto's manga.
- Kyuubi recognizes Kushina's chakra. D:
MEANWHILE NARUTO AND KUSHINA TALK
- Kushina tells Naruto about how Minato used her chakra to help him tame the fox but Naruto is too busy being happy because his mommy is hot.
- Kushina: Sorry you ended up with my face. But at least you have your daddy's hair.
- Naruto believes he would have looked hot with red straight hair.
- No, Naruto, keep it spiky and yellow. Straight doesn't suit you.
- Kushina: You are the second guy that compliments my hair. Your daddy was the other one.
- Naruto wants to hear how his parents fell in love, because all the other pairings in the manga suck.
- Flashback time!
- Kushina moved to Konoha when she was young. And she thought Minato was a girly boy.
- I'm really liking Kushina.
- Since she wanted to make a good impression, she said that her dream was to be the first female Hokage.
- Everybody LOLed.
- Wait, Kushina wanted to be Hokage but her husband ended up as the Yondaime?
- Damn you, Kishi >(
- Naruto: You totally take after me!
- Kushina: ...other way around, son -__-
- So the boys made fun of her and called her tomato because her face was round and her hair was red and I want to pinch her cheeks <3
- Naruto: So dad defended you and you fell in l...
- Kushina: Oh, please. I went after them and kicked their asses. They changed the nickname to "Bloody Habanero"
- Naruto: I totally get why Kiba and Shikamaru are afraid of their moms.
- Kushina tells Naruto that Minato also wanted to be Hokage and for the village to acknowledge him.
- Kushina was not impressed by girly boys. Also, she hated her hair.
- Then Kumo kidnapped her because her chakra is special.
- Ok, what's with Kumo and the loli kidnapping?
- But Kushina read Hansel and Gretel and used her hair to mark the path.
- The teams the Hokage sent gave up, but Minato was so awesome he managed to find her, rescue her without being hurt, compliment her hair and steal her heart. All before breakfast.
- Ok, this Yondaime looks around 12/13 years old. A baby Yondaime managed to rescue Kushina from KUMO nins on his own.
- When they go to sleep, Kumo nins check underneath the bed for Minato.
- So even with the corny strings of fate and Soul Mate yada yada, MinaKushi manages to be ten times better than all Team 7 pairings combined.
- Well, I'd totally want a piece of that too. Just look at him. *___*
- Kushina tells all the men that compliment her hair that she loves them.
- Not sure if that's a good idea.
- Aaaw Naruto <3
- Ok, so Naruto being in love with Orange is all his parents' fault.
- Anybody else getting some Harry Potter vibes from this?
- Anyway, now that mommy gave him a chat, Naruto is ready to tame Furryball.
Kushina will kick your butt if you touch her baby. Just look at Kyuubi.
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Re: Naruto - The Manga
Jus' Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:36 pm
haha that was hilarious sasuke_baka
I'll try to put my thoughts about recent manga chapters together as well ... soonish XD
I'll try to put my thoughts about recent manga chapters together as well ... soonish XD
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Re: Naruto - The Manga
sasuke_baka Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:31 pm
Sorry guys i haven't been playing on SPP or anything i been really really busy i promise i'll be on sometime this week I must be invisible or not in the loop anymore 
"The Nine Tails strikes" or "Babies, Kyuubi is still somebody's bitch, Minato is so hot and Madara is a magnificent bastard"
- Cover has baby!Sasunaru
- Naruto and Sasuke, born into a world of chaos, linked since birth...
- Kishimoto is as subtle as an axe to the face.
- Tobidara: I has your baby.
- Minato has time to look hot and wonder how Madara broke his barrier.
- Kushina is in pain.
- Ouch.
- Minato: D:
- Tobidara: So, get away from her if you care about your son.
- Minato: Whoa, man. Let's keep our cool and calm down.
- Tobidara: I'm cool. Are you cool?
- Minato: Of course >(
- Tobidara: THEN CATCH!
- Kushina: MAH BABY! D:
- Srs Minato is srs.
- And super fast. And cool. And hot.
- Even Tobidara agrees.
- Tobidara: You are really fast... but what now?
- SURPRISE!
- That's cold, Madara. Babygrenades?
- Minato: O SHIT
- Kushina: D:
- But Minato is really really fast and manages to save his ass and Naruto's.
- ...leaving poor Kushina with the creepy masked man.
MEANWHILE IN SKULL ISLAND
- Tobidara: I've been watching King Kong reruns.
- Kushina: What are you after?
- Tobidara: Oh, you know. I'm gonna take the Kyuubi from you and use it to destroy Konoha, then go home, chill out, drink some hot cocoa...
- Kushina is shocked.
- Apparently Minato incorporated his teleportation seal in Kushina's Kyuubi seal so he could always protect her. Aaaw.
- Tobidara: But I managed to get him away from you and now that your seal is weak because of childbirth I can finally get my pet! Do you know how long I've waited for this?
- Kushina: Dude, you could always get a puppy.
BACK TO MINATO THE SEX GOD
- Minato leaves Naruto in a safe place and goes rescue his wife.
AND BACK TO SKULL ISLAND
- Kyuubi still looks like a deranged fluffy, I see.
- Sharinhax manages to take over him.
- Ok, you can't really blame Kyuubi for being grumpy when he attacked Konoha. Just look at that pose.
- Poor Kushina
- Tobidara: Come out, come out little fox
- Kyuubi: I'M A FOX HEAR ME ROAR
- Tobidara: Now let's go crush Konoha 8D
- Kushina: Stoooop
- Tobidara: Well, isn't your clan special. Two births in a row and you are still breathing.
- KYUUBI ANGRY KYUUBI SMASH.
- Tobidara: Fitting, the beast killing its vessel.
- Tobidara you are such an evil bastard.... I'm loving it.
- But before Kyuubi can make some tomato soup, Minato to the rescue!
- Minato loves trees.
- Minato tells Kushina that Naruto is ok, but he already knows Kushina is dead meat.
- Aaaw Minato
- Tobidara: A flash of small hope... BUT IT'S TOO LATE. 8D
- Yeah, evil son of a bitch.
- Minato is not pleased.
- Kushina asks Minato to protect the village.
- Minato teleportsssssss
- Tobidara: Gone again? Oh well.... ON TO THE LEAF! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Tobidara gets the best lines.
- Minato takes Kushina to the safe house and tells her to stay with bb Naruto.
- Aaaaw Naruto.
- Aaaw Kushina.
- Aaaw Minato.
- Aaaa... well, you get the idea.
- Minato is angry. Tobidara is so screwed.
- Kushina: Thank you, Minato.
- Minato is using his cape.
- Minato: I'll be back before you know it.
- No, you won't. ;____;
- MEANWHILE IN THE UCHIHA COMPOUND
- Mini Itachi senses a disturbance in the force.
- Itachi: What's this awful feeling?
- Maybe it's the Eldritch Abomination coming your way, Itachi. Or maybe Sasuke needs a diaper change.
DUN DUN
Poor Uzumaki family
"The Nine Tails strikes" or "Babies, Kyuubi is still somebody's bitch, Minato is so hot and Madara is a magnificent bastard"
- Cover has baby!Sasunaru
- Naruto and Sasuke, born into a world of chaos, linked since birth...
- Kishimoto is as subtle as an axe to the face.
- Tobidara: I has your baby.
- Minato has time to look hot and wonder how Madara broke his barrier.
- Kushina is in pain.
- Ouch.
- Minato: D:
- Tobidara: So, get away from her if you care about your son.
- Minato: Whoa, man. Let's keep our cool and calm down.
- Tobidara: I'm cool. Are you cool?
- Minato: Of course >(
- Tobidara: THEN CATCH!
- Kushina: MAH BABY! D:
- Srs Minato is srs.
- And super fast. And cool. And hot.
- Even Tobidara agrees.
- Tobidara: You are really fast... but what now?
- SURPRISE!
- That's cold, Madara. Babygrenades?
- Minato: O SHIT
- Kushina: D:
- But Minato is really really fast and manages to save his ass and Naruto's.
- ...leaving poor Kushina with the creepy masked man.
MEANWHILE IN SKULL ISLAND
- Tobidara: I've been watching King Kong reruns.
- Kushina: What are you after?
- Tobidara: Oh, you know. I'm gonna take the Kyuubi from you and use it to destroy Konoha, then go home, chill out, drink some hot cocoa...
- Kushina is shocked.
- Apparently Minato incorporated his teleportation seal in Kushina's Kyuubi seal so he could always protect her. Aaaw.
- Tobidara: But I managed to get him away from you and now that your seal is weak because of childbirth I can finally get my pet! Do you know how long I've waited for this?
- Kushina: Dude, you could always get a puppy.
BACK TO MINATO THE SEX GOD
- Minato leaves Naruto in a safe place and goes rescue his wife.
AND BACK TO SKULL ISLAND
- Kyuubi still looks like a deranged fluffy, I see.
- Sharinhax manages to take over him.
- Ok, you can't really blame Kyuubi for being grumpy when he attacked Konoha. Just look at that pose.
- Poor Kushina
- Tobidara: Come out, come out little fox
- Kyuubi: I'M A FOX HEAR ME ROAR
- Tobidara: Now let's go crush Konoha 8D
- Kushina: Stoooop
- Tobidara: Well, isn't your clan special. Two births in a row and you are still breathing.
- KYUUBI ANGRY KYUUBI SMASH.
- Tobidara: Fitting, the beast killing its vessel.
- Tobidara you are such an evil bastard.... I'm loving it.
- But before Kyuubi can make some tomato soup, Minato to the rescue!
- Minato loves trees.
- Minato tells Kushina that Naruto is ok, but he already knows Kushina is dead meat.
- Aaaw Minato
- Tobidara: A flash of small hope... BUT IT'S TOO LATE. 8D
- Yeah, evil son of a bitch.
- Minato is not pleased.
- Kushina asks Minato to protect the village.
- Minato teleportsssssss
- Tobidara: Gone again? Oh well.... ON TO THE LEAF! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Tobidara gets the best lines.
- Minato takes Kushina to the safe house and tells her to stay with bb Naruto.
- Aaaaw Naruto.
- Aaaw Kushina.
- Aaaw Minato.
- Aaaa... well, you get the idea.
- Minato is angry. Tobidara is so screwed.
- Kushina: Thank you, Minato.
- Minato is using his cape.
- Minato: I'll be back before you know it.
- No, you won't. ;____;
- MEANWHILE IN THE UCHIHA COMPOUND
- Mini Itachi senses a disturbance in the force.
- Itachi: What's this awful feeling?
- Maybe it's the Eldritch Abomination coming your way, Itachi. Or maybe Sasuke needs a diaper change.
DUN DUN
Poor Uzumaki family
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Re: Naruto - The Manga
Jus' Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:40 pm
Okay! I'm back with my weekly or not so weekly commenting... aaaand since sasuke_baka is away I hope that'll cover for her too XD
“NARUTO 505 or Naruto power up overkill, Kisamehada won’t be able to stalk Killerbee anymore and Gai saves the day”
- Gai splash page! .... it’s a promising beginning.. not
- I like the panel with his friends on it. ... lmao at how you can barely see Shino there. Bet he'd sulk again XD Oh and why Sakura is so tall? O.o I can see SakuHina!
- Naruto loves his friends. He just loves Sasuke more.
- Naruto: One of my friends is a dicKhead, mom, but I'm still his friend!(More like ‘my world currently revolves around him’).
As for school um.... yeah...... er..... *cough* neeext -> ... okay so you were totally right about it being a good idea to keep away from Jiraiya...Jiraya is a true pimp of this manga!
- Naruto: To become a bigger badass than my father! To become a stronger shinobi than my mother! =O
...Okay his dad IS badass and surpassing him is a great goal.... but then he goes on to say his mom was an awesome shinobi and makes it his goal to SURPASS her too. Usually in manga when a girl character is acknowledged as strong she's still not something to measure yourself up against. It's like ‘how nice, you're strong... no, we're not just saying that to flatter you. So... we'll go over there and compete between boys, yeah?’
...okay, since she's dead Naruto is technically STILL not competing against her anyway, but just saying he needs to measure himself up against her is a bit weird.
- pffhahaha at Yamato. Naruto is all ‘YEEAH I RULE’ and Killerbee is all ‘YEEAH YOU RULE’ and they're both ‘yeah, you did this and that? good show man’ and poor Yamato is all ‘the fucK are you taking abouuuut. guys? guys? I'm still here, you know!’
- Gai: *being Gai*
- Aoba: ... *apologizes to Motoi for Gai being Gai, my god why are you so... Gai?*
- Naruto: *shows off* XD
... zomg his clothes went see-through to show off the body tattoos. I APPROVE. XD (wonder how the anime will render it, or even how it looks coloured.)
- Yamato’s wood is reacting to Nar... nevermind..
- Yamato's wooden giraffes: *HAY IT'S SPRING!*
- Yamato: Amazing, it's so full of life energy, even my wood-element techniques are reacting to it!
(I was a bit disappointed thou that the giraffes didn't flower... XD)
- Naruto: ... YOUR SWORD. IT HAZ SHARK-NESS IN IT.Flaming Naruto, I’m sorry, I just can’t take you seriously.
- Killerbee and Yamato: orly? can feel no chakras.
- Naruto: it's not CHAKRA it's EVILNESS PRESENCE OF EVIL! Because now that I'm all tree-flowering and shiT I can TELL THOSE THINGS. I’m FILLED WITH LIIIIGHT! @_@ oh noes, there we go again...
- If Sasuke is ‘lost in the darkness’ then Naruto needs to fill him with light too. I wonder how metaphorical it'll turn out to be. *must not think dirty thoughts*
- Kisamehada: look at my naked shoulders ohoho
- Naruto: *shows off his manly man-kyuubi-sage manliness* *PUNCHY* *TELEPORT TECHNIQUE*
So Naruto can detect intentions and evilness now, not even sensor types can do that and he learned daddy’s technique too........INTERESTIIING........
On the other hand, yeah, it’s so not too much, after his sage mode and his newest Kyuubi-powered mode..... Overkill? ..... but then again, he needs to measure up against Sasuke's newest eyeball upgrade somehow.... ok we’ll see how you’ll explain Naruto obtaining flash-god technique Kishi (and I’m not talking here about his Jesus no Jutsu XP)Learned it by watching a couple of mommy’s flashbacks again? Is it something that just becomes evident with enough chakra or what?
- Killerbee at Kisamehada: Weren’t you dead?
- Kisamehada: It wasn’t me, it was a special Zetsu clone with remote control.
- Naruto: I’m so cool, bwahaha - aw shiT.... Um.... I landed so hard and now I'm stuck XD
That'll learn you to show off, Naruto.
- Kisamehada: *imitates a cockroach*
- Killerbee: *CHASES!* >:O
MEANWHILE:
- Motoi tells Gai that he can try the Waterfalls of Truth and become a Naruto cheerleader.
- Gai: ssshhh there comes my evil self!
- Kisamehada: BOOYAH.
- Lmao at Gai's face XD
- Gai: Is that what I'm like on the inside? ahahahahaha XD
- so THAT's why Gai was brought along on that trip!!!!!!!!!
“NARUTO 505 or Naruto power up overkill, Kisamehada won’t be able to stalk Killerbee anymore and Gai saves the day”
- Gai splash page! .... it’s a promising beginning.. not
- I like the panel with his friends on it. ... lmao at how you can barely see Shino there. Bet he'd sulk again XD Oh and why Sakura is so tall? O.o I can see SakuHina!
- Naruto loves his friends. He just loves Sasuke more.
- Naruto: One of my friends is a dicKhead, mom, but I'm still his friend!
As for school um.... yeah...... er..... *cough* neeext -> ... okay so you were totally right about it being a good idea to keep away from Jiraiya...
- Naruto: To become a bigger badass than my father! To become a stronger shinobi than my mother! =O
...Okay his dad IS badass and surpassing him is a great goal.... but then he goes on to say his mom was an awesome shinobi and makes it his goal to SURPASS her too. Usually in manga when a girl character is acknowledged as strong she's still not something to measure yourself up against. It's like ‘how nice, you're strong... no, we're not just saying that to flatter you. So... we'll go over there and compete between boys, yeah?’
...okay, since she's dead Naruto is technically STILL not competing against her anyway, but just saying he needs to measure himself up against her is a bit weird.
- pffhahaha at Yamato. Naruto is all ‘YEEAH I RULE’ and Killerbee is all ‘YEEAH YOU RULE’ and they're both ‘yeah, you did this and that? good show man’ and poor Yamato is all ‘the fucK are you taking abouuuut. guys? guys? I'm still here, you know!’
- Gai: *being Gai*
- Aoba: ... *apologizes to Motoi for Gai being Gai, my god why are you so... Gai?*
- Naruto: *shows off* XD
... zomg his clothes went see-through to show off the body tattoos.
- Yamato’s wood is reacting to Nar... nevermind..
- Yamato's wooden giraffes: *HAY IT'S SPRING!*
- Yamato: Amazing, it's so full of life energy, even my wood-element techniques are reacting to it!
(I was a bit disappointed thou that the giraffes didn't flower... XD)
- Naruto: ... YOUR SWORD. IT HAZ SHARK-NESS IN IT.
- Killerbee and Yamato: orly? can feel no chakras.
- Naruto: it's not CHAKRA it's EVILNESS PRESENCE OF EVIL! Because now that I'm all tree-flowering and shiT I can TELL THOSE THINGS. I’m FILLED WITH LIIIIGHT! @_@ oh noes, there we go again...
- If Sasuke is ‘lost in the darkness’ then Naruto needs to fill him with light too. I wonder how metaphorical it'll turn out to be. *must not think dirty thoughts*
- Kisamehada: look at my naked shoulders ohoho
- Naruto: *shows off his manly man-kyuubi-sage manliness* *PUNCHY* *TELEPORT TECHNIQUE*
So Naruto can detect intentions and evilness now, not even sensor types can do that and he learned daddy’s technique too........INTERESTIIING........
On the other hand, yeah, it’s so not too much, after his sage mode and his newest Kyuubi-powered mode..... Overkill? ..... but then again, he needs to measure up against Sasuke's newest eyeball upgrade somehow.... ok we’ll see how you’ll explain Naruto obtaining flash-god technique Kishi (and I’m not talking here about his Jesus no Jutsu XP)Learned it by watching a couple of mommy’s flashbacks again? Is it something that just becomes evident with enough chakra or what?
- Killerbee at Kisamehada: Weren’t you dead?
- Kisamehada: It wasn’t me, it was a special Zetsu clone with remote control.
- Naruto: I’m so cool, bwahaha - aw shiT.... Um.... I landed so hard and now I'm stuck XD
That'll learn you to show off, Naruto.
- Kisamehada: *imitates a cockroach*
- Killerbee: *CHASES!* >:O
MEANWHILE:
- Motoi tells Gai that he can try the Waterfalls of Truth and become a Naruto cheerleader.
- Gai: ssshhh there comes my evil self!
- Kisamehada: BOOYAH.
- Lmao at Gai's face XD
- Gai: Is that what I'm like on the inside? ahahahahaha XD
- so THAT's why Gai was brought along on that trip!!!!!!!!!
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