Re: Naruto - The Manga

doesnt matter Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:39 pm

Love your review Jus!!!
What a Face

oral fixation What a Face

Flick101 Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:19 am

Most of it was *yawn* and *imagine that*, but Naruto trying to use the Harem on Killer Bee???? WTF?
The only redeeming aspect of the story was.....(drum roll)........

HOW F'N COOL IS EVIL NARUTO!? It is about time his vessel for evil and hatred was different than the fox all the time. Flick likey... cheers

Jus' Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:21 am

Flick101 wrote:
HOW F'N COOL IS EVIL NARUTO!? It is about time his vessel for evil and hatred was different than the fox all the time. Flick likey...

Naruto 492 or ‘Harem no Jutsu - how to distract people from the stupid things falling out of your mouth.’

- Killerbee: should I talk to this kid or pass? if I had to pick I'd turn and haul ass. I'm bad with kids -- send him back to class.
First, the translators are awesome. XD Second, pffhaha Naruto's =__= face is great and a nice change after the sparkling yay face

- Surfer-ninja-dude: *fangirls killerbee* XD

- Killerbee is buddies with the gorilla and Kishi just so not on purpose decided to go with an ~~oozaru~~ giant fanged gorilla. Named King.
Sometimes, Kishi is so original I could cry...

- Naruto: *... attempts rapping*
- Killerbee: ......
- Naruto: your sunglasses rule, you look like a tool --(SHIT)
- Killerbee: ... >:/

no, he's not...

- HAREM NO JUTSU-
- Killerbee: *... slams door on*
pffft. XD

~~Kishi still does not know how to draw a female ass. So droopy! Poor girls.~~

- Naruto heads to train
- Suspicious Yamato is suspicious: I'll come with you if you don't mind... just in case. >__> byyyy the waaaay I'm a wood-element user. Just so you know. *hint* *hint*
- The guide ninja, forgot his name: Shut up and sit here and you will see... WHO YOU TRULY ARE INSIDE!! DUN DUN DUNN.

- Why didn't you sign those autographs at Ichiraku? they came out of nowhere shoving paper in your face like you were their best friend... What a couple of annoying assholes.

oh.... DARK NARUTO! Awesome, moar plz XD
Love the smirk on his face *approves*. I was getting so bored with perfect saint hero Naruto, I am so happy there is a part of him that's angry at those people for acting like his buddy NOW when they were probably spitting on him when he was a kid.

It's so much more meaningful when Naruto is a nice, courageous, protective guy but there's a part of him that does resent people but he gets over it. It makes him so much more human yet more admirable as well, and it means he was affected by his background instead of just having that history there but not having it touch him in any way.

It’s nice to see Kishi tries to keep his characters ‘human-like’ with all their weaknesses and inner skeletons.
I love Naruto’s face on this panel. He must be totally like ‘No! I'm not like that!’ because he stuffed it down and pretended it wasn't there and he's probably going to have to come to terms with his darkness and accept it before he can go forward.

Nice Kishi, have a cookie.

- Okay so the rest of the chapter was boring, but that ending ... mmmm ..... You know what Kishi, have a whole box of cookies. *Is stuffing Kishi with cookies*

sasuke_baka Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:46 pm

great job Jus funny lol!

sasuke_baka Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:48 pm

Ok now time for mine Embarassed

"Greetings" or "Killerbee is King of Beasts and Kishimoto watches Star Wars again."

- Naruto and Killerbee meet.
- Naruto fangirls and thanks Killerbee for saving their asses.
- Killerbee is too busy writing lyrics to care. Also, he doesn't like kids.
- Naruto doesn't seem so impressed anymore,
- He seems to notice Killerbee's sexy muscles, though.
- Boat guy: This is Killerbee. Master of Enka rap.
- Naruto: wut
- Killerbee: Welcome to my summer island, everybody!
- Ok, Kishi, it would be nice if you stopped introducing cool characters that you will never use again and focus on that loooong list of secondary characters you created ages ago that are a liiiitle neglected.
- Raditz Motoi: Hello bitches, I'm in charge. Pick a brochure from the front desk and follow me so I can show you your rooms.
- OMG GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
- Poor Gai is seasick.
- OMFG IS MEMETIC BASTARD AOBA <3
- Gai and Kisame are in the same island. Kishi don't screw this up. Please.
- Though now that I think about it... Gai, Yamato, Naruto, Killerbee, AOBA and some fodder vs Kisame? Either we'll get some shark soup ot Kisame is SO AWESOME he needs half the most powerful good guys in the manga to take him down.
- WTF IT'S KING KONG
- Everybody: *screams like little girls*
- Killerbee: It's cool, King-chan, they are with me.
- KING KONG BOWS TO KILLERBEE. YOU CAN'T GET MORE AWESOME THAN THAT.
- Naruto, Captain Obvious.
- Of course it's a gorilla. One that ate a lot of radioactive bananas, but still a gorilla.
- Ok, you can get more awesome than having King Kong bow to you when you are the Master of Beasts in the Island of Huge Monsters.
- There is a Barrier protecting the Island. I wonder if Saori is in a cliff being really bored at the moment.
- Yamato: So that's why they choose this place to protect them.
- Naruto wants to know who the Octopus man is.
- Motoi: The Greatest Hero Kumo has ever know, Tamer of Beasts, Enka Master, Cover of GQMF Shinobi twice and Bijuu Bitchslapper.... Killerbee, the Hachibi Host!
- How cute is that giant Gorilla? I want one.
- Motoi: He is just like you. Only that he can tame his beast and he is much much cooler.
- Naruto: That old man can control it?
- Motoi: That's Killerbee-sama for you. >(
- Aaaaw KillerbeeGorilla bromance <3
- So Killerbee perfected Bijuu Bitchslapping in this island.
- That's one awesome entrance.
- Naruto goes to Killerbee's room.
- Killerbee: Hey, you are not the hot massage-girl I ordered. You want an autograph or something?
- Naruto: I want you to train me.
- Killerbee: You can't learn to be this awesome, you are born with it. Besides, I'm in the middle of my vacation and I have better things to do that train you. Like sunbathing and skinny dipping.
- Naruto: But you are a host just like me! Traaaaaaaaaaain me.
- Killerbee: Bitch, I don't like your attitude.
- Ok, Naruto, stop that. It's embarrassing.
- Killerbee: I'll give you points for effort.
- Naruto: Wheee he fell for it! 8D
- Killerbee: Now greet me and try again.
- Yes, I believe Enka Rapping is not your forte, Naruto.
- Naruto: Ok, time for plan B!
- Hellou Sexy No Jutsu! I missed you <3
- Naruko: I know you know how to please a lady ;D
- Killerbee: *Not impressed*
- Naruko: No man can resist this jutsu!
- Killerbee is no regular man, Naruto.
- Naruto: Sad

- Of course. it must be the wrong Octopus, why would the real one not be interested in training Naruto? I mean, who would pass the opportunity to teach the Chosen One?
- Since Killerbee is inmune to SnJ, Naruto goes to Motoi and tells him to tell him how Killerbee learned to control Hachibi.
- Motoi: What? You didn't read the instructions manual?
- Naruto: Dad may have misplaced it...Anyway, Killerbee is mean and rude and he won't teach me and I WILL throw the mother of temper tantrums if somebody doesn't give me something to do RIGHT NOW.
- Motoi: You know nothing about Bee-san, bitch >( You have no idea what he went through.
- Naruto: Hello, fellow host here. I could write a book about it. Why won't he train me?
- Motoi: Killerbee probably has a reason... did you exchange greetings?
- Naruto: I bumped fists with him and then I turned into several girls and groped him. Does that count?
- Motoi: I'll pretend I didn't hear the last part. Ok, you win. I'll show you where Bee-san trained.
- Naruto is happy.
- And Yamato is lurking because he must follow Naruto everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
- Yamato: I'm the nanny.
- Motoi: Ok, you can come to.
SO WE GO TO THE BABY NIAGARA
- Or Waterfall of Truth, according to Motoi.
- Yamato: So this is where he trained to control the bijuu?
- No, Yamato. This is just step one of Naruto's New Training of Hell.
- Motoi: So... just go to the center and close your eyes and you'll see the truth.
- I just noticed that every single time Naruto gets a training arc in part 2... he gets wet.
- So Naruto closes his eyes... and there's somebody behind the waterfall!
- Shadow: Why didn't you sign the autographs?
- Naruto: ...ok. that's random.
- It's Naruto's evil twin!
- EvilNaruto: Now that you are a hero everybody is a fan, What a bunch of pests.
- Naruto: D:

So...what will EvilNaruto tell Naruto in the next chapter? Will Killerbee ever teach him? Will Naruto learn how to rap? Will Sakura stay in the kitchen forever? Will Aoba defeat the evil guys on his own? Will Kishimoto screw Kisame?

doesnt matter Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:37 pm

Jus, Ash and Flick..I look forward to reading your reviews and recaps just as much as reading the manga chapters each week. You all are hilarious.

I agree with you Jus about seeing a darker side of Naruto surface. I loved how this one ended with that. I think it was Ash that said no new chapter next week? scratch

sasuke_baka Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:44 pm

Jen-san wrote:
Jus, Ash and Flick..I look forward to reading your reviews and recaps just as much as reading the manga chapters each week. You all are hilarious.

I agree with you Jus about seeing a darker side of Naruto surface. I loved how this one ended with that. I think it was Ash that said no new chapter next week?

yeah that was me that's what they said no chapter this week they said One Piece did it last week so it's Naruto's turn or something like that all i know no new chapter

Remlek Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:18 am

There's no Naruto next week? How am I supposed to survive the week? It'll be finals (stupid idiotic exams), and no Naruto... *cries*

Regardless, I loved last chapter! :D

Loved the version you have here, oh yes! ^^ EPIC WIN. I lol'ed from beginning to end. xD

Flick101 Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:28 am

As long as there's a new anime next week I'll be good. After all, IT IS Pain attacking Konoha!!!

crixy Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:41 pm

Hats off to the translators & I like Evil Naruto Twisted Evil

reminds me of the Naruto from the pilot

Naruto - The Manga - Page 7 4543732613_68953eeb10_o

And speaking of the Golden Week, MangaStream posted a "cute" little explanatory note lol!

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Flick101 Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:07 pm

Love the pic Crixy!!!

Jus' Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:09 pm

Flick101 wrote:

Love the pic Crixy!!!

+1

doesnt matter Thu May 06, 2010 9:10 pm

Well this week's chapter was okay. I wish they would have had more action between the two Naru's. I have a feeling next week we're going to be treated to some flashbacks about Killer Bee and that Motoi guy. Rolling Eyes

My fave part:

NO NO NARU'S, DON'T FIGHT OVER ME LIKE THAT, YOU MAY BOTH HAVE ME..says Jen-san

sasuke_baka Thu May 06, 2010 11:22 pm

at JEN XD recap time and look at my sexy pic he's mine no touchy XD

"Dark Naruto" or "Young Killerbee was adorable, Young Raikage was hot and YamiNaruto vs Naruto is really really boring"

- Cover has YamiNaruto and Naruto.
- YamiNaruto has black eyes... and that's it.
- Am I the only one that thinks Kishimoto wasted a great chance to make YamiNaruto look hot and badass? I mean, he is wet and I'm still underwhelmed.
- YN: Everybody has treated us like outcasts.
- Naruto: Hey, you look just like me! But I don't remember making a bushin.
- YN: I'm the real you, moron.
- Naruto: LIES
- YN: Anyway, I AM YOUR DARKNESS. And I heard Kyuubi likes me more than he likes you.
- Scary Kyuubi is watching you.
- Here comes our weekly flashback with Frog talking nonsense about Hatred

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- Of couse, it's not Naruto's fault that he snaps and lets the Kyuubi come out to party. YamiNaruto is to blame!
- YamiNaruto: I'm the real me! You are an impostor!
- Naruto: NO U >(
- We interrupt this boring fight for MORE KILLERBEE
- Killerbee practices Sumo with GIANT BEARS.
- That bored bear has the best expression ever.
- Killerbee blows suckas. Kishi, you can't rap. Or maybe you can and this is more subtext.
- Hachibi doesn't like the Kyuubi but he wants Killerbee to give Naruto a chance.
- Hachibi used to be Wiiild.
- Killerbee doesn't want to train Naruto because he can't rap and because... DUN DUN
BACK TO THE BORING FIGHT IN THE CENTRE OF NARUTO'S MIND.
- You can't fight yourself Naruto.
- It's a mirror, Naruto. I mean, duh.
- Yamato wants to know WTF he is doing here, while Naruto meditates.
- Motoi says that the waterfall lets you enter your mind and allows you to see your true self.
- Naruto wakes up.
- Yamato: OMG YOU OKAY? D:
- Naruto: There was a guy inside of me!
- Yamato: Ok, I don't need to know about your wet dreams.
- Naruto: He can do everything I can. I can't beat him!
- Motoi: If you don't beat him, you won't pass Bijuu 101.
- Naruto: I could ask Octopus dude but he'd probably tell me to go to hell.
- Motoi: It'd help if you didn't call him Octopus dude.
- Naruto: *pouts* So, can you tell me about his childhood? Was it sad? Did his dog die? Because if he did, I just need to get this book...
- Motoi has another flashback.
- Motoi: Ok, I'm not a gossip but... since you are a vessel like Killerbee and you are the Chosen One I can't refuse.
- Naruto: YAY!
- Motoi: So Killerbee was hated by the village too.
- I didn't see that coming.
- omg chibi Killerbee is adorable.
- Motoi: But Killerbee was too cool and awesome for silly things like wangsting. And he was proud and confident because his brother was the Motherfucking Raikage.
- My God, the Raikage is what you get when you mix Vin Diesel with Samuel L. Jackson
- Look at that hot GQMF
- Even Yamato and Naruto are speechless at so much awesome.
- So Cloud was smart and they used the family of the Raikage as vessels to keep it in the family.
- Aaaaw Killerbee wanted to be awesome for his brother. <3
- This may be boring, but Naruto is cute <3
- Motoi: He even did the Mirror training super fast. He is awesome and I respect him.
- Yamato: Aaaw that's so sweet. To think a village could learn to love a vessel. No wonder you are the zoo keeper since you respect Killerbee so much.
- Naruto: Yaaay, you can ask him for me!
- Motoi: Can't do. You see, there's this little problem. I tried to kill him.
- WAT
- Motoi: Ok, get the popcorn. It's time for some flashback.

Next chapter: Revealing the Hachibi's bloody past!

doesnt matter Fri May 07, 2010 12:40 am

HAHAHAAAA, once more the recap was much better than the chapter XD thanks sasuke_baka!
and goddamn it why must you torment me with such sasu hotness with that pic??????? okay, I no touchy..*asks permission to drool and nosebleed all over my keyboard*????

Remlek Mon May 10, 2010 3:33 pm

- Motoi: Ok, get the popcorn. It's time for some flashback.

I know, right? LOL! The worst part is Kishi will make it so freaking long. Disgraceful. xD Kishi has too many secondary characters to take care of but NO he wants us to know more about Killerbee, out of all the people. *shifty*

Flick101 Mon May 10, 2010 8:44 pm

sasuke_baka wrote:- My God, the Raikage is what you get when you mix Vin Diesel with Samuel L. Jackson
- Look at that hot GQMF

BUA-HAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

crixy Thu May 13, 2010 9:46 am

- too much blah blah blah... again
- Naruto thinking that the squid was Bee... how predictible Neutral

doesnt matter Thu May 13, 2010 4:25 pm

I knew this week's wasn't going to be that great with the flashback of killer bee and that guy. I felt sorry for them both..but overall, like Crixy..I was disappointed. Too much crap, just get on with the story already. Rolling Eyes

doesnt matter Thu May 13, 2010 4:27 pm

I cannot read some of your posts on here. I don't know if it's just me or what..but your background color is dark gray and I cannot read the words...is it just me??

Flick101 Thu May 13, 2010 5:03 pm

The forum looks fine to me Jen....I don't know. Suspect

Anyway, I agree about this weeks chapter. *BLAH* And the squid situation and Naruto and Bee.....it just pissed me off more than it did entertain.
Naruto needs to get back to wrestling with Dark Naruto and Bee just needs to shut the F**K UP!!!
MORE "Cool awesomeness", LESS "Yo-Yo-Yo and Blah, Blah, Blah"!!! Evil or Very Mad

doesnt matter Thu May 13, 2010 5:16 pm

Flick101 wrote:The forum looks fine to me Jen....I don't know.

Anyway, I agree about this weeks chapter. *BLAH* And the squid situation and Naruto and Bee.....it just pissed me off more than it did entertain.
Naruto needs to get back to wrestling with Dark Naruto and Bee just needs to shut the F**K UP!!!
MORE "Cool awesomeness", LESS "Yo-Yo-Yo and Blah, Blah, Blah"!!!

meh, weird then...I can see some of the posts and not the others. I'll try to figure it out later.
But yep...bring back the Dark Naru!!!!!!!!!!!!

sasuke_baka Thu May 13, 2010 8:02 pm

REVIEW

"Killerbee and Motoi" or "Bromance, Sad childhoods and Killerbee is awesome. So nothing new happens in this chapter."

- The chapter starts with a flashback.
- Apparently Hachibi was so wild he got drunk all the time. Destruction ensued.
- The kage had to go Matador on Hachibi.
- The third Raikage looks scary. And badass. Because if you are from Kumo, you are born Badass.
- When drunk, Hachibi impales people with extreme prejudice.
- But that makes Killer A slap you.
- How awesome do you have to be to slap a damn BIJUU in the face and live to tell the tale?
- When Hachibi misbehaved, they put him back in his pot.
- So Kumo experimented on the Hachibi and many died in the process and I bet this is where we start the sobstor...
- Motoi's dad was killed by the Hachibi, why am I not surprised?
- Naruto: OMG D:
- Yamato is so used to the sad pasts he doesn't even react anymore.
- Yamato: Lemme guess, Killerbee killed your dad and you wanted to aveng...
- Motoi: No, no, he wasn't a vessel back then. You see, we were BFF and we were 5 when daddy died.
- Chibi Bee is the cutest thing ever.
- Aaaaw bromance.
- You know what would be awesome? Some girl friendship. You know, for a change.
- So when the other vessel died, Killerbee was the next candidate. Get the klennex.
- OMG Killerbee with the flowers looks so adorable I wanna hug him.
- When Killerbee was selected as the new vessel... they grew apart. Am I the only one hearing the violins in the background?
- Yamato: Why did you try to kill him?
- Motoi: Nobody was badass enough to tame the Hachibi, so I thought Killerbee would snap too and kill even more people, making more orphans in the process who would one day grow up to be wangsty morons obssesed with revenge. Kumo is too cool for that shit.
- Naruto: *cough*
- Motoi saw his mom cry (because that's all you can do in this manga when you have ovaries) and convinced himself he had to get rid of Hachibi.
- And Killerbee kept smiling. And looking cute. So Motoi started hating him and trying to pull a Sakura on him.
- But instead of pulling a Sasuke and choking Motoi to death, Killerbee punched the kunai out of his hand, kept smiling and wanted to bump fists with him.
- Motoi ran away because he couldn't face Killerbee. But he kept watching him and he noticed he was not really popular with the rest of the village.
- Motoi: He lived a very difficult life and he suffered and it was so much worse than my life and I'm telling you this so you can identify with him and use your Jesus no Jutsu on him.
- Naruto: Bitch, you are just using me.
- Yamato: Where are you going?
- Naruto: I'm going to my room.
- Yamato: There are no rooms here.
- Naruto: WELL THEN I'M GOING TO MY CLIFF.
- Naruto remembers how everybody hated him and Gaara but know they love him because they are so hot. Both Kumo and Suna trust Gaara and Killerbee... so he wants to be like them.
- Even if he has a rather lame superpowered evil side that tells him they are all bitches who only like him because he is popular.
- SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE A WILD SQUID APPEARS AND KIDNAPS THE PRINCESS MOTOI.
- Yamato: Naruto, formation Save The Damsel... WTF ARE YOU DOING?
- Naruto: MR. OCTOPUS, DON'T HURT MOTOI, PLEASE.
- Everybody, even the squid: ...you gotta be kidding me.
- Yamato: MORON, THAT'S THE SQUID.
- Naruto: Whoops.
- Yamato: He went looking for you and that's when the squid attacked him.
- Motoi: Hello, being squished by giant squid here.
- Yamato: Ok, ok, we can talk about how much you fail biology later.
- Yamato uses wood tentacles. It's effective, as usual.
- Naruto is about to Rasengan the Squid...
- But Killerbee does a Dynamic Entry and gets rid of it.
- Naruto: *fangirls*
- Motoi: Killerbee, you knew about me trying to kill you and you still saved me...
- Killerbee: You did? 8D
- Motoi: Oh Bee, you... *sniff*
- Who wants some fried squid?
- Naruto smiles because he's really into bromance.

sasuke_baka Thu May 13, 2010 8:04 pm

Flick101 wrote:
sasuke_baka wrote:- My God, the Raikage is what you get when you mix Vin Diesel with Samuel L. Jackson
- Look at that hot GQMF

BUA-HAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

OMG That's halirous

doesnt matter Thu May 13, 2010 10:05 pm

That was hilarious sasuke_baka!!!! Thanks for posting!

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